THE REAL BOSNIAN
YOU ARE A REAL BOSNIAN, WHEN...
- You begin most sentences with "jebiga"
- You can't explain what "bolan" means, but you use it all the time
- Your mother insists that "promaja" will kill you
- Older people call you "sine" although you'r a girl
- Your mother tells you to wear "potkosulja", no matter what the temperature outside
- You tuck your "potkosulja" into your underwear
- Your father refers to all politicans with "djubrad", "lopovi" and "kriminalci"
- Your mother threathens you with "samo cekaj dok ti caca dodje kuci"
- You are 6 and your father sends you out to buy him "Drina"
- You start your day with a cup of coffee and a cigarette
- Your mother won't accept the fact that you are not hungry
- You have "pita" for dinner at least 4 days a week
- You have "sarma" for dinner the remaining 3 days
- A loaf of bread is eaten for lunch every day
- Your neighbour comes over every day uninvited, for coffee
- You have 17 consonants and 2 vowels in your last name
- Your mother tells you not to sit close to TV, and not to use cell phones, because you will get brain tumor
- Your mother tells you that you will get sick from drinking cold water
- Your parents have "goblene" on their walls, and "heklanje" on every piece of their furniture, including the TV
- The time is divided into "before" and "after" the war...
: D haha... but even though , Fuck you, I'M BosNIAN ;-)